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Scientologist John Travolta says space aliens hijacked his body on Battlefield Earth - FOR REAL


"If you want to do a lot of drugs, have a lot of orgies, shoot guns in crowded rooms, sacrifice babies to Satan, and steal billions of dollars, then write a scifi book, call it a religion and recruit millions of suckers."
-Elron Hubbard (666 The Beast aka Satan)

Xenu Space Opera: L Ron Hubbard In His Own Words

Scientology cult bribes London police to arrest kid for quoting court decision calling Scientology a cult



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By John Lee
Pirate News TV
December 27, 2007

I think it's cool that space aliens invaded planet Earth, but possession by bodysnatchers scare me (Thetens are pronounced as Satan with a lisp). Jack Parsons REALLY scares me (NASA JPL). And L Ron Hubbard scared Jack Parsons.

Don't they use an Orgasmatron or something in their reprogramming sessions?

However, I'm slightly disturbed that the very best motorcycle racing books and racing schools are run by the Church of SciFitology.

Which came first, chicken or the golden egg? Scientology preacher Keith Code built the world's largest motorcycle school not held in a parking lot. California Superbike Schools are held worldwide, just like Scientology. His excellent but outdated Twist of the Wrist books and videos are still required reading for every streetbike rider. Code co-athored The Soft Science of Roadracing Motorcycles with 3-time World Champion Wayne Rainey. Soon after, Rainey paralyzed himself by breaking his back, due to a confessed greed for speed and obsession with financial success. But at least racers are now required to wear back protectors, which are also saving lives on the street.

Join Church of Scientology and you too can be sponsored by Dianetics?


Keith Code - Scientology Service Completions

Clear 5637 KEITH CODE, New York Auditor 129
Keith Code BASIC DIANETICS BOOKS COURSE Celebrity 26 1977-09-01
Keith Code NEW OT VI SOLO NOTS COURSE Source 50 1985-12-01
Keith Code NEW OT VII SOLO NOTS COMPLETION Source 63 1988-09-01
Keith Code HUBBARD DISSEMINATION COURSE Source 64 1988-11-01
Keith Code NEW OT VIII Freewinds 1 1989-12-01
Keith Code DIV 4A SERVICES Celebrity 232 1990-01-01
Keith Code L 11 NEW LIFE RUNDOWN Source 71 1990-04-01
Keith Code L 12 FLAG OT EXECUTIVE RUNDOWN Source 71 1990-04-01
Keith Code L 11 RUNDOWN EXPANDED Source 71 1990-04-01
Keith Code DIV 4A SERVICES Celebrity 242 1990-11-01
Keith Code DIANETICS SEMINAR Celebrity 244 1991-02-01
Keith Code DIV 4A SERVICES Celebrity 244 1991-02-01
Keith Code HUBBARD DIANETICS SEMINAR Celebrity 246 1991-06-01
Keith Code KEY TO LIFE Freewinds 6 1991-08-01
Keith Code PURIFICATION RUNDOWN Celebrity 252 1992-03-01
Keith Code INT BY DYNAMICS RUNDOWN Source 81 1992-06-01
Keith Code EXEC STATUS ONE Celebrity 256 1992-07-01
Keith Code LIFE ORIENTATION COURSE Freewinds 11 1993-07-01
Keith Code KNOWLEDGE RUNDOWN Source 90 1993-12-01
Keith Code PROFESSION INTENSIVE Source 90 1993-12-01
Keith Code VITAL INFORMATION RUNDOWN Source 90 1993-12-01
Keith Code PROSPERITY RUNDOWN Source 90 1993-12-01
Keith Code PERSONAL VALUES AND INTEGRITY COURSE Celebrity 281 1994-12-01
Keith Code STUDENT HAT Celebrity 309 1998-01-01
Keith Code VOLUNTEER MINISTER COURSE Celebrity 345 2003-02-01

Keith Code's "cookie-cutter" scientology website

While investigators were informing investors that their money was gone, Scientologists refused to publicly indict Slatkin on what had emerged as a multi-million dollar crime. On the contrary, Ms. Christie did her best to put a happy face on the whole thing: "I would like to emphasize how much good came out of it." One must wonder what kind of twisted math Christie used to calculate how much good comes out of a swindle where investors lost all their money. Prominent Scientologist Keith Code casually explained, "A lot of people I know are not crushed by it," as if losing your life savings was nothing but a minor annoyance to be taken in stride.

whole article here

Keith code is without a doubt extremely successful in the motorsports profession, with a career to die for. Is Dianetetics sucking off Code, or is Code a front for Scientology? Was Code a drug addict or a drug dealer? What was his personal relationship with lifetime drug addict and global drug dealer, L Ron Hubbard? Was Code a fellow Satanist in the land of fruits and nuts? Or is he just another dupe?

Motorcycle riding school owner Lee Parks mentions Scientology and Keith Code in Total Control: High Performance Street Riding Techniques (excellent modern book in full color). Parks quotes L Ron Hubbard, Keith Code, and other philosophers and experts. His book is published in the British colony of Hong Kong in Communist China.

Scientology recruits NASCAR?


Dianetically sponsoring this...

Q. Did I read this right? Scientology sponsoring a Nascar? Have you heard this?

David Miscaviage Pope of the Church of SciFi

A. Indeed I have and indeed you did read it right. L. Ron Hubbard's best-selling book Dianetics, published by The Cult of Tom Cruise, will now sponsor the "Ignite Your Potential" car on the NASCAR circuit.

The team's driver is Scienologist Kenton Gray who says he has been helped by the book:

Quoting the driver on this...

"It's markedly improved my focus and my consistency. Through 'Dianetics' I've handled stress and increased my performance and ability to compete—both on the track and in life."

The Church of Scientology recognizes the marketing value in sponsoring a team in one of the country's most popular sports:

Quoting the church on this...

"Scientology makes a point of recruiting celebrities as a part of it’s marketing appeal. If this is another marketing appeal — reaching out to the NASCAR crowd — it's brilliant."

"We're not out selling a product. But... if the Ignite Your Potential car helps troubled people, that would be great."

Life in the Fast Lane: Scientology Goes NASCAR

The Today Show: "The principles of removing stress and self-doubt will give the Scientologist driver an edge."

Velvet Elvis Scientologist Lisa Marie Pressley and her pedophile Mormon husband Michael Jackson. Mormon doctrine also believes space aliens invaded Earth, but they have alot more sex.

Scientology will fit right in with Beer and Tobacco Cult crowd. NASCAR fans can't tell the difference between a front-wheel-drive or real-wheel-drive car, and think freedom is watching a multinational corporation kill its customers, while paying speeding tickets on the drive home.

Scientology steals from the rich to make certain members more rich. It costs over $300,000 in psychiatric (brainwashing) membership fees to reach the top level, like Scientology's #2 pope, Tom Cruise Mapother IV. Mission Impossible's Ethan Hunt is based on E Howard Hunt, the convicted Watergate burgler and arrested JFK Tramp who confessed to assassinating JFK for CIA in 2006), and John Travolta (who owns a fleet of jet aircraft parked in his garage at home. Scientology's allegedly run by FBI, CIA, MI6 and KGB agents for espianage, money laundering, drug running and mind control. Cruise's Rosemary Baby with Katie Holmes is reportedly L. Ron Hubbard's frozen-sperm Devil-child, according to Andrew Morton.

In 2007, Hollywood porn broker David Hans Schmidt pled guilty to attempted extortion after he contacted Tom Cruise and threatened to release photos of Cruise and Holmes' wedding in Italy unless he was paid $1.2 million. On September 28, 2007, Schmidt was found suicided in his home, hanging by the neck until dead. That's what happens when you photograph intelligence operatives and blow their cover.

L Ron Hubbard's son wrote a great tell-all book about how psycho the cult is. Elron's other son allegedly suicided himself.


"Dianetics: The Modern Science of Mental Health = PDH — pain, drugs, hypnosis."
Son of Scientology

Scary Scientologist Lisa Marie Pressley Jackson gives the Satanic handsign

"It is the ultimate vampirism, the ultimate mindfuk, instead of going for blood, you're going for their soul. And you take drugs in order to reach that state where you can, quite literally, like a psychic hammer, break their soul, and pull the power through. He designed his Scientology Operating Thetan techniques to do the same thing. But, of course, it takes a couple of hundred hours of auditing and mega-thousands of dollars for the privilege of having your head turned into a glass Humpty Dumpty --shattered into a million pieces. It may sound like incredible gibberish, but it made my father a fortune. Also, you've got to realize that my father did not worship Satan. He thought he was Satan. He was one with Satan. He had a direct pipeline of communication and power with him. My father wouldn't have worshiped anything. I mean, when you think you're the most powerful being in the universe, you have no respect for anything, let alone worship."
-L Ron Hubbard Jr, Penthouse, June 1983

Wikipedia: Scientology

L Ron Hubbard Messiah or Madman - free Ebook

According to Elron's son, Satanic Scientology orgies are exactly like Eyes Wide Shut, starring Scientologist Tom Cruise (NSFW).


Tom Cruise building $10-Million bunker to protect against illegal alien attack

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The Colorado property where Tom Cruise is reported to be building a bunker

Hollywood star Tom Cruise is planning to build a bunker at his Colorado home to protect his family in the event of an intergalactic alien attack, according to new reports. The Mission Impossible actor, who is a dedicated follower of Scientology, is reportedly fearful that deposed galactic ruler 'Xenu' is plotting an evil revenge attack on Earth.

According to American magazine Star, a source said: "Tom is planning to build a US$10 million bunker under his Telluride estate."

"It's a self-contained underground shelter with a high tech air purifying shelter."

The facility is said to have enough room for ten people - including wife Katie Holmes, 17-month-old daughter Suri and his adopted children Isabella, 14, and Connor, 12.
David Msgaviage and L Ron Hubbard's sperm attended Tom and Katie's honeymoon

A spokesperson for the actor has denied the reports, saying: "This is completely untrue. He is not building on his property at all."

The 45-year-old is currently filming World War II movie Rubicon (formerly known as Valkyrie) in Germany, where he is regularly joined on set by Katie and Suri.

Tom plays German hero Colonel Claus Graf Schenk von Stauffenberg in the wartime thriller surrounding a failed plot by high-ranking military officers to blow up Hitler and has come under attack for his decision to do so as well as his religious beliefs.

The controversial film depicts the ill-fated plan to blow up the dictator on July 20, 1944, which he survived, with the plotters subsequently paying with their lives.

Note that 50-million illegal aliens have already attacked and invaded USA, with half-billion more on the way ASAP, if Congress and the White House have their way. Dick Cheney is frothing at the mouth promising that US cities will be nuked ASAP, while 9/11 victims and survivors sue him in federal court for perping the terrorist massacres on 9/11/2001. History Channel reports that 1,050 nukes have already been dropped on USA by the US government. When I loaded weapons on supersonic bombers for the US Air Force, US nukes were targeted at US troops in Western Europe, not at Communist forces in Eastern Europe. Everyone should have a bunker, or at least a saferoom or basement, fully stocked, if only for defense from tornados, hurricanes, blizzards and burglers.

But I must admit they're correct to warn folks about the dangers of psychiatric malpractice and side effects of prescription psymeds. Traditional medical doctors murder 1-million US citizens every year by medical malpractice, plus 1-million annual aborticides.


But Scientology is competing for marketshare in lucrative government-contracts in the rehab/detox business. Narconon includes over 100 facilities, allegedly effective at drug/alcohol detox/rehab, using drug-addict L Ron Hubbard's books for "drug training". Court-ordered rehab/detox supposedly cannot use "religious" programs for government contracts, so Narconon fails to disclose this to judges. Narconon uses suanas, massage and vitamins/minerals with an alleged 90% success rate, unlike the 5% "success" rate for 95% of allopathic "rehab/detox" loony bins, that actually increase the risk of addiction, OD, suicide and homicide in 99% of "rehab/detox" corporations.

Narconon uses a nutritional method of detox as Health Recovery Center in Minnesota, which also claims a 75% success rate. HRC is run by Dr. Joan Mathews-Larson, who has a PhD in Nutrition, and is author of Seven Weeks To Sobriety. Dr. Mathews-Larson abandoned traditional "treatments" after the suicide of her son following detox/rehab. Unlike Narconon, HRC performs laboratory testing for diabetes, malnutrition and food allergies.

Traditional rehab/detox centers, including Narconon, fail to attempt a cure for deadly nicotine addiction, that kills 400,000 US citizens every year, and is the entry drug for all hard drugs and alcohol. Even Keith Code gives Scientology a little credit for helping cure his drug addiction.


Narconon's been running Norconon infomercials on TV in East TN this month. The video producers in previous Narconon infomercials starring Kirstie Alley complained they had to fake the entire video at the stolen Indian college in Oklahoma.

All religions and rehabs fail to cure the deadly food addiction epidemic

Narconon charges $23,000, with no refund if you're kicked out for dissin Scientology. It's cheaper to buy your own sauna for $150 to $1,000, and safer to use 15 minutes a day, instead of 6 hours a day of sauna at Narconon while drinking cooking oil, that can cause liver damage and dehydration. Fresh-squeezed juicing is far safer, and virgin olive oil in moderation is okay. And torture scares me. Narconon was founded by a convicted felon drug dealer, if that tells you anything. See

Church of Scientology opened a free detox center for victims of the September 11 World Trade Center bombings, and government's coverup of the deadly dust, supposedly not as a public relations recruitment tool. It uses similar techniques of sauna detox as Narconon, but without the L Ron Hubbard reading materials.

The Hubbard detoxification program is a precise regimen that includes the following elements:

Daily doses of immediate-release niacin

Niacin triggers the release of free fatty acids into the bloodstream.

Moderate aerobic exercise

This increases circulation, which ensures quick distribution of the niacin throughout the body and carries mobilized toxins to the excretory routes.

Intermittent sauna to force sweating

As shown in several studies on this procedure, sweat is a primary elimination route for toxins. Sauna temperatures range from 140° to 180° F, lower than the typical health-club sauna. Participants take frequent showers, to cool down and to remove substances from the skin and prevent their re-absorption. Liquids are administered, and participants are monitored for signs of dehydration and heat exhaustion.

Ingestion of cold-pressed oils

This helps to prevent mobilized toxins from being reabsorbed by the intestines.

Vitamin and mineral supplementation

These replace nutrients lost through sweat and correct any underlying deficiencies.

Click here for a review of references regarding the scientific basis of each program element.

Details regarding the background and administration of the program can be found in the book Clear Body Clear Mind.

However, crooked NYPD cops exit the detox center with a bad case of reality blindness, thinking 19 STILL-LIVING Saudi hijackers caused the 9/11 attacks, which even the FBI and Dick Cheney admit there is no evidence that Bin Laden had anything to do with it, and Bin Laden himself denied guilt. Scientologists have thus far been reluctant to admit 9/11 Truth on the record.

Scientologist John Travolta

Scientologist John Travolta and his live-in nanny

Top Gun the Gayest Movie of All Time?

Scientologist Tom Cruise as Dorothy in Wizard of Oz

Scientologist Tom Cruise playing trick or teat

Scientologist Tom Cruise pimping wife is risky business. Nicole Kidman feared blackmail over sex tapes made with Scientologists.

You had me at FUCKME: Scientologist John Travolta pimping wife Kelly Preston to Scientologist Tom Cruise in Jerry McGuire

Tom Cruise went on his honeymoon with Katie Holmes and David Miscaviage the pope of Scientology

Of course, all these complaints apply to all other religious corporations, with 99% of churches owned by the government via 501c3 IRS contracts to censor their sermons, with 30,000 "Christian" preachers employed by the US Department of Homeland Security for Wide Open Catholic Borders and Cocaine Import Airlines (CIA), run by Communist-born Jewish Israeli citizen Michael "Son of the Devil" Chertoff. If Congressman Ron Paul is elected president in 2008, all churches will be freed from their bondage to the official State Religion, when Dr Paul kills the IRS and eliminates the unconstitutional unratified voluntary income tax.

But if you get a stripper wife, $100-million in cash, and a garage full of jets and racebikes, I must admit it's not a bad religion, even if you do have to be J Edgar Hoover's sexslave.

War of the Worlds and the Church of SciFi

Southpark Episode: What Scientologists Actually Believe

By John Lee
Pirate News TV
January 10, 2008

BBC Undercover Video Inside the Cult of Scientology

It's amazing how they recruit intelligent successful people into a scifi cult.

In sales, this technique is called "non-disclosure", which is technically not "lying".

So Church of SciFi never tells prospects that space alien farmers are their gods, until they pay to reach the 3rd Thetan Level.

We did the same thing selling cars and Amway. Sort of. Amway is a cult too, allegedly "Christian" (NeoCon Marxist). The Cult of the Automobile is very profitable, with high-pressure tactics to extort money. Some of the "used car salesmen" I worked with were paid $20,000 per month, especially the finance managers (back when $20,000 was worth $40,000). The universal term in the car biz is "knocking the customer's head off".

This sounds a lot like the sales tactics used in SciFitology, except we didn't try to steal the customer's entire life savings: BBC Undercover Video Inside the Cult of Scientology

Mormons believe the same, but have been around for over 100 years, so families are born into it, and kids have less opportunity to question doctrine.

Church of SciFi never tells recruits that it costs $100,000s to progress up the ranks. Or that L Ron was a drug addicted psychopath who worshipped Satan, or believed he was Satan The Beast 666.

"Scientology" sounds scientific and modern, but it's pure scifi, not science.

The scariest part is that we are witnessing how most official "religions" were first created by Mankind. Wacky ideas gain momentum as more sheeple volunteer to join the cult. Psychopaths at the top of the pyramid scheme then rake in the money, and live decadent lifestyles in total opposition to their church doctrine.

As for my hero Keith Code at California Superbike Schools, he admits he was first recruited as a drug addict, and Dianetics allegedly cured him of that addiction in the 1970s (now called Narconon rehab at $25,000 per visit). Code probably didn't know L Ron's history of drug addiction, torture, Satanism and fraud, which wasn't reported by L Ron's son until 1980, and the prosecutions and convictions by the govt. So good folks compose the base and middle of the pyramid scheme, who are willfully and negligently oblivious to what their SeaOrg is really doing. Then they tell all their darkest secrets in confessional ("auditing" with a lie detector!), to be used later for blackmail, to keep them paying 10% or more of their annual salary to the "church". If they finally figure out the truth, it's too late to get out.

Just like Freemasons, who are extorted pay $300-million a year in membership dues. Masons recruire all members to swear an oath to be murdered if they ever reveal the secrets of their Temple. Members are never told they can rescind that contract in writing. But they fear economic retaliation if they quit.

A study of Catholicism reveals extreme examples of pedophilia, sex slavery (nuns on convents), Satanism (Black Mass), torture, wars and genocide (Inquisitions) to force "voluntary compliance" and taxation (just like the IRS). Confessional was just a method of blackmail and military intelligence gathering by the Holy Roman Empire.

The protestant religion was founded on King Henry VIII chopping heads off his wives after he invented divorce. Of course Jesus Christ was not his real name, and he was not born on pagan Xmas day. Preachers in America who lacked a license from the Church of England, and who refused to collect taxes for the King, were horsewhipped to death. The Masonic Southern Baptist Convention now prints it's Bibles in Communist China, which punishes Christians by death penalty if caught with a banned Bible.

Jews who worship the pagan Babylonian (Iraqi) Talmud are taught that "Jesus" was a bastard son of a Roman soldier, who is now burning in excrement in hell for blasphemy, which is why he and his followers were executed under accusation by the rabbis. Others say that "Jesus" was invented by the creators of the pagan Holy Roman Empire, to keep the pagan sheeple under control.

The Mountain Meadows Massacre by the Mormons shows how nutty their Masonic cult can get, and bigamy is still popular, just like Islam. Dick Cheney's cousin Barack Hussein Obama's dad was a bigamist in Kenya.

The ancient Mexican (Asian) religions cut hearts out of 30,000 slaves per day, then ate them for lunch. The Roman Emperors genocided 30,000 slaves per day in the sporting arenas, to please their pagan gods, using Roman Civil Law which all US codes and statutes are now based on (such as "driver license" internal passports to walk or ride as a passenger).

At least Scientology hasn't had a massacre, yet. Just an odd killing here or there.

So by that standard it's the most sane of all the modern religions... THAT'S scary.

Tom Cruise in Top Secret Church of SciFi recruitment video


CLEARWATER, FLA - Shawn Lonsdale, who became one of the most bedeviling local critics of the Church of Scientology, died of an apparent suicide at his Clearwater home this past weekend. He was 39. There was no sign of foul play, said Clearwater police spokeswoman Elizabeth Daly-Watts. Police found the body about 12:30 p.m. Saturday after neighbors complained of a pungent smell coming from the home Lonsdale rented at 510 N. Lincoln Ave. Authorities found a garden hose running from the exhaust pipe of Lonsdale's car to the home. Lonsdale became a public nemesis of the church in 2006 when he began videotaping outside its downtown Clearwater offices, the church's spiritual headquarters. He often stood next to a sign that said, "Cult Watch. Now Filming!"
-Tampa Bay Online, Scientology Critic's Death Thought To Be Suicide, February 20, 2008

Shawn Lonsdale is answering questions from a sci lawyer:

Q. Tell me about the four death threats.

A. Well, I perceived them as being death threats because they were along the lines of, you know, you're going to get hurt downtown, things of that nature.

Shawn Lonsdale assaulted by Scientology cult member

PS by John Lee: My cable access TV website mysteriously stopped allowing me to upload new files for my Scientology page, my stats were showing zero hits when I normally get 80,000/day, and my site was disappearing (during History Channel broadcasts of my websites this past month). But my webhost says my website worked fine for them. So I had to move my Church of SciFi to another server. I am not suicidal in any way. And I've received tape-recorded death threats.

David Miscaviage pope of the Church of SciFi

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